If you put me in this I'd be spinning in my coffin!

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  1. 81X11

    81X11 Well-Known Member

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    Oh Come ON!!

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    California......figures...
     
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    CustomCruiser90 Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if it has that nasty accelerator pedal problem?
     
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    It doesn't look like a coffin would even fit in it unless you left the back open?
    Maybe it's a flower car or something like that?
    Don't wagon guys would want their final ride to be in their own car though??:D
    My wife would have a "For Sale Cheap!" sign ready to put in the back window for the ride home from the cemetery.:rofl:
     
  4. Krash Kadillak

    Krash Kadillak Well-Known Member

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    Seeing as how all the decent big cars aren't being built anymore, this would make a good question....What will the hearses and flower cars of the next 10 years be made from?

    I'm guessing mid-sized SUV's like the Explorer.....FWD versions. Although frankly, minivans would be a lot more practical and easier to convert.
     
  5. azblackhemi

    azblackhemi Well-Known Member

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    I hope not! My last ride in a mini van? What an awful thought.
     
  6. Taranau

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    say what the hey !!!

    As BlueVista asked,"Is that even long enough to hold a coffin?" What Toyota won't do to steal every last little market possible, from the American car companies...
     
  7. Krash Kadillak

    Krash Kadillak Well-Known Member

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    If any of you are wondering - it ain't real........
     
  8. MikeT1961

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    I would HAUNT anyone fool enough to put me in THAT abomination!
     
  9. Krash Kadillak

    Krash Kadillak Well-Known Member

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    Apparently, i was WRONG.....

    It is real.....
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    In southern Calif. somewhere......
     
  10. Termite Free Woodie

    Termite Free Woodie New Member

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    What a disgrace. So much for having a shred of dignity on your last ride.
     
  11. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    I have been in only one mini-van. It was a short ride and I don't want to get in another one. If that's all they will have left I ain't going!:slap:

    I did remind my wife to put my ashes in a rusty old coffee can, put that in the back of my station wagon, and cruise some beach till the last ash has left the can. :clap:
     
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    Termite Free Woodie New Member

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    I agree whole heartedly. I plan on going in a large Miracle Whip jar, as glass is class.

    However if it wasn't already planned and had the need to have a coffin, there would be much more dignity in the front cage on a bus that bicycles are placed into for public transportation. But I would have to be placed in standing up.:oops:
     
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    I'd have to hit it if I saw it in traffic.

     
  14. elagache

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    Gasp!!!!!!!

    Dear Upholders of the dignity of the long-roof, . . . . . . .

    Oh the disgrace!! :slap: Nobody want to die, but something like this is enough to get me to start searching for the fountain of youth!! :oops:mg:

    Cheers, Edouard :cheers:
     
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    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
     

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