two words...oh yeeeaaah

Yikes bstout2, I hope your Mrs never comes on here, or your mother in law either!! You'll be in biiiiiiiiiig trouble if either one of them decide to check it out. By the way, what kind of car does your mother in law drive and how often does she have to replace the driver's side shocks and springs?

 

Years ago when I worked at a Ford dealership, we had this guy who weighed something like 450 pounds and somehow or other, managed to drive an Escort. Heaven only knows how he fit in the fool thing, or why such a huge man bought such a small car, but he did. He'd come in like every two months saying he car always pulls to the left and we'd align the wheels and do everything we were supposed. When our test driver would drive it, it'd be fine, but whenever the owner did, it'd pull to one side. Finally, my service manager came up with the idea to align it so it would pull to the right so when the fat guy would get in, it would even out and ride straight. I swear, that did it. The guy never complained about the problem again.

 

You want US to VISIT ???

Momma is as slim and trim as the day we met!!! I, on the other hand look BETTER than I used to (lol). But my mother-in-law looks like she was in a feeling zoo...and she ATE the competition!!! LOL
Oh well... If I could bring the triplets they total about...Oh....
Grandmas left cankle!!!
Just messin with ya...
Bruce

 

What kind of car...

She stuffs her stuff in a .....Your not going to believe it.............
A RAV-4, she had the little Mitsu..(whatever) and her moomoo would drag the ground. And she dented the roof trying to HOIST herself UP !!! Now, she just grabs the roof rack and pulls. Her body raises, the car raises and her legs DROP out!!! But, I really do love her... She has a heart of.......something or ...not !!! Come to think of it, it I'm not sure she has a heart (like we know it)... Kinda...cranky !!! Yea, that's it...CRANKY !!!
Bruce

 

Ladies and gentleman, how bout a round of applause for BSTOUT2

 

Come to think of it, if you m i l was in the third seat, that might explain how the front of this wagon got so high in the air!!

 

Thank You....But...

Snooter started it...
I mean the M I L thing...
I, as they say, just had to run with it!!!
I'm sure we will all catch something for it!!!
What the hey..
I'M just PROUD to be a small part of something I didn't have to break a sweat over!!!
Whatever that means...
Bruce
Ps. The wagon IS impressive!!! Oh the little TAZ guy here =========>
really reminds me of her...only SHE is hairier and scarier...

 

Bruce, as in MIL IT Hairy?!

Mine is a keeper. No sMOTHERing. The family Grande Dame.

 

Stornin... I could tell you stories...but...

My MIL is so hairy, two of my sons refer to stray hairs as KARENS... (they can't grow them that long on their face yet).
Whenever, Momma has one of THOSE days (not often, thankfully),
We either call her, K2 or K squared..depending on how bad she is/was!
Of course, no good deed goes unpunished...
So when Karen acts up we call her D2 (her mom).
Which means in plumbers terms...I am soo screwed and I NEED to get mine in while I can!!!
Cuz, those wussie boys of ours are going to 'LEAVE ME HERE', and run off to have fun.!!!
Later,
Bruce

 

You'll crazy!

 

Yo Mamma IL is so fat her driver's licence photo is an aeriel view.
Yo Mamma IL is so hairy that......

...wait a second....

Isn't this a thread about wheelie poppin' wagons?

I think the wagon train has completely derailed. LoL!

 

Hey Steve... If you can't hit the target..

Then it's time to send the spectators scramblin' !!!
Go with the flow...or your blowin dark brown bubbles !!! if you get my drift..
Run with it...why not???
Later,
Bruce
Ps. I really do love my MIL, great lady and a stand-up class act,
as long as she is between two strong walls!!! LOL
And to think, I'm her FAVORITE son-in-law...
Sorry, I couldn't let go of it YET !!! OK...NOW !!!
Remember, when all else fails...lower your standards...

 

Shecky...Henny...er, I mean Bruce, that is some of the funniest hijacking hijinks I have ever read!

I started out amazed by the fastest longroof of all time, and ended up laughing my ass off at your "my MIL is so fat" routine.

Well done!

 

Thanks WIX...!!!

It started out honest..ly enough. But someone went and dida MIL thing and SCHAZAM !!!
I just couldn't help myself!!! And they kept feeding me...er... her,,,,anyway,.
I really had fun doing it and I hope that nobody thinks it was intentional, because it wasn't!!!
Just havin' a little fun at MeMaws' expense!!!
Oh well, I'll throw her a couple(dozen) warm Krispy Kremes.... and then, she'll call it GOOOOOOD!!!
Back at'cha...
Bruce
Ps. See what happens....
Don't get me started...Again...
Later...