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Haha, I was like, "The solenoid's bad, but her husband jumpered it?" Hopefully it's a simple adjustment, either on the manual position sensor on the trans, or the ignition switch, although to access that, you have to drop the column.

 

It's probably a bad spot on the starter which is not uncommon. Usually if you have someone tap the starter with a hammer while holding the key on, it will start. It's an intermittent condition that only happens when the starter stops on the bad spot.

 

A bunch of cops arrived at the local gas station last evening when two guys got into a scrap over who was at the pumps first.

 

Hahaha! How’d it go? Reminds me of the dmv downtown. Every walk of life you can imagine is there trying to get a front row joe parking spot. I usually park a block away, walk up and watch the mayhem!!! I’m a bit of an instigator so it’s hard to keep my big mouth shut

 

If you start filming all the fun, you could own your own reality show. Since Youtube pays royalties on clicks, you could sum up some spare change, at the expense of the childish

 

This is such a small town stuff like this just doesn't happen much around here. So when it does it IS the talk of the town. One of the scrappers is from here so it makes it a bit funnier and more foolish. I ask hubby if while these two were fighting did someone else pull up and fill up? He didn't know. And we don't know how it ended, we just know the important part.

 

Where I grew up, if things like these didn't happen, that would be the talk of the town and would have been cause for alien landing suspicion

 

These things usually go like this: after a small misunderstanding threats are issued, shoves are exchanged, followed by hair pulling, a few wild swings and t-shirt ripping, then the “get off of me” commands start being issued, and in the end two red faced men are out of breath and clinging to each other looking almost as if their lives depended on it, as they both realize that they’re too old for that crap

 

So you know these guys...

 

The same thing happens here multiple times every day. It usually ends up with someone getting shot.

 

At that rate, there should eventually end up being enough parking spaces available, so that nobody has to duel it out to get one

Hair pulling and shirt ripping (tops, when referring to chicks) used to be how girls used to fight, Sire. Now we're seeing how once were hardguys are now turning into pansy-asses, as they get old, through fighting like highschool chicks. The good thing about aging is that as the former hardguys now turned pansy asses are getting too out of shape or are simply stumbling on buckets, to the point where I'm ending up being the toughest in the school, as reunions come to pass (not that I wasn't to begin with. Just using it as an example).
A prime example of this phenomenon, or to be more exact, femnomenon, is the case of former California govenor Ahnie who in his tough guy days used to teach swimming courses to one-armed children:



...who nowadays plays with dolls created in the image of his favorite effigy:



I wonder if his dad is now rolling in his grave, as he watches his son wuss out

 

Yikes!


This is Canada no guns allowed.

 

Did somebody say Memphis?! I don’t care who you are, if you ain’t from orange mound keep the party on Beal street.