I actually have been researching this for years and what I presented is a HIGHLY boiled down scenario of how I think it will most likely occur. I thank you for your reasonable consideration of what I have presented! Keep the iron oiled and the ammo dry..
Actual zombie science! http://ed.ted.com/lessons/diagnosing-a-zombie-tim-verstynen-brad-voytek http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/zombie-apocalypse-science/ http://zombieresearchsociety.com/ Zombie Law : http://abovethelaw.com/2012/07/welcome-to-zombie-law-101/ No my friends, they are a-coming and I intend on being prepared!
If someone is crazy... it doesn't mean that they are wrong. Many people in history that were widely regarded as nuts in their immediate moments were found to be right later on. Shall I give example?
Oh man, train wreak time....... OK, who? Please include zombies taking over the world with any of the famous proven to be "sane" nut bars!
Insane, am I !?!?!??! YES!!?!?!?! No one said anyone was CRAZY. Several of you are using that word. We all get a little crazy now and then. Insane, YES! And being wrong is not always wrong. It just proves you may be different. Or Insane! Or not 100% right.
Crazy.... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crazy?s=t cra·zy /ˈkreɪzi/ Show Spelled [krey-zee] Show IPA adjective, cra·zi·er, cra·zi·est, noun, plural cra·zies. adjective 1. mentally deranged; demented; insane. 2. senseless; impractical; totally unsound: a crazy scheme. 3. Informal. intensely enthusiastic; passionately excited: crazy about baseball. 4. Informal. very enamored or infatuated (usually followed by about ): He was crazy about her. 5. Informal. intensely anxious or eager; impatient: I'm crazy to try those new skis. 6. Informal. unusual; bizarre; singular: She always wears a crazy hat. 7. Slang. wonderful; excellent; perfect: That's crazy, man, crazy. 8. likely to break or fall to pieces. 9. weak, infirm, or sickly. 10. having an unusual, unexpected, or random quality, behavior, result, pattern, etc.: a crazy reel that spins in either direction. Insane..... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/insane?s=t in·sane /ɪnˈseɪn/ Show Spelled [in-seyn] Show IPA adjective 1. not sane; not of sound mind; mentally deranged. 2. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is mentally deranged: insane actions; an insane asylum. 3. utterly senseless: an insane plan. Nuts..... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/nuts?s=t nuts /nʌts/ Show Spelled [nuhts] Show IPA Slang. interjection 1. Also, nerts, nertz. (used to express disgust, defiance, disapproval, despair). adjective 2. insane; crazy. Idioms 3. be nuts about, a. to be extremely or excessively enthusiastic about; be fervent in one's admiration of: Both of them are nuts about chamber music. b. to be deeply in love with: He's nuts about his new girlfriend. Delusional..... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Delusional de·lu·sion·al /dɪˈluʒənl/ Show Spelled [dih-loo-zhuh-nl] Show IPA adjective 1. having false or unrealistic beliefs or opinions: Senators who think they will get agreement on a comprehensive tax bill are delusional. 2. Psychiatry. maintaining fixed false beliefs even when confronted with facts, usually as a result of mental illness: He was so delusional and paranoid that he thought everybody was conspiring against him. Does believing Zombies are going to take over the world count as de·lu·sion·al or am I de·lu·sion·al by believing it's NOT gona happen ? Sorry, I couldn't resist Sane..... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sane?s=t sane /seɪn/ Show Spelled [seyn] Show IPA adjective, san·er, san·est. 1. free from mental derangement; having a sound, healthy mind: a sane person. 2. having or showing reason, sound judgment, or good sense: sane advice. 3. sound; healthy. Well that proves it in my case, I'm clearly not sane!
Sane..... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sane?s=t sane /seɪn/ Show Spelled [seyn] Show IPA adjective, san·er, san·est. 1. free from mental derangement; having a sound, healthy mind: a sane person. 2. having or showing reason, sound judgment, or good sense: sane advice. 3. sound; healthy. Well that proves it in my case, I'm clearly not sane!
"sheeze, there are people in the world who eat hagus.....and we are worried about Zombies attacking?" Have you TRIED haggis? It's good!