Fat Tedy is in the hospital

i will say as a former smoker who tried american spirit cigarettes. that they taste like what i would imagine licking a pigs rectum would taste like
mind you i only tried the menthol so i cant speak for other flavors. but i you really wanna stay away from american cigarettes other than them our smokes are pretty strong compared to canadian smokes. (although i did enjoy the players navy cut ones)

Btw cat. you need to hurry back. i see you are learning the ways of the smart ass ninja from cliff. this is good.

 

Thanks guys----- I think !

i would imagine licking a pigs rectum would taste like

I have imagined many things. But until now never imagined this. Now I can't stop thinking about it! Ickie poo!

 

I smoke the same brand brother! Love them. The yellows.

 

just leave keys by the fridge

its hilarious that we havent met....so close but yet so far eh Ted?

ya...i keep thinking about quitting....but everyone I know that quits....thier health goes in the crapper...

thats a bumper sticker

...fuzzy bunnies...fuzzie bunnies......

 

Miss who??? Is some one going somewhere? Oh, never mind.

Rev, you smoke.?. You do know we aren't talking about the sweet green friend.

I know that I majorly veered this thread way off course and I apologise for that. Tedy, please don't kill me. Oh, wait... You can't even catch me right now.

Me and my big fingers.

Seriously though, Tedy. I pray for the best for you. Take care of your health. It can be easy to stray from what we are supposed to do. Enjoying something special now and then is just fine. IMHO, you can't deny yourself everything. The stress will kill you faster than a bad diet. And next time something like this happens, tell your wife. I hear the have a legal right to make you pay for making them suffer...

 

I've heard those American Spirits are supposed to be a better choice. I need to start smoking those. Lucky Strikes are expensive these days.

 

I never encourage any one to start smoking, but I will state that I feel that if you are going to smoke, smoke that which is not filled with un-necessary and un-natural chemicals. Smoke American Spirits, by the Santa Fe Natural Tobacco Company.

 

Well good on you X, it should be left to your doctor.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI




And if you want to be truley healthy and happy......
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Lard... Camels...

If that were true then the people I used to live around should be the healthiest and most fit people on the planet.

 

Just read this thread....glad you're back up and around. Never a dull moment in life!

-Mike

 

...thats the one dumb thing I never even tried !!

been smoking since i was....lets just say...about 42 years now !

mind you...I barely ever drank till I was in my 40's !

BUT drugs???....NOPE never...always seemed like a waste of money and time to me.....I had cars!!!!!

 

I once saw a 1970s Buick Riviera that was used as a "planter".

 

Say it ain't so, Joe, say it ain't so (little boy says to Shoeless Joe Jackson)

Listen folks, you try to smoke a camel, you are going to need one very big smoker. Being a vegetarian I can't even imagine what smoked camel must taste like. Old shoe leather from used boots found out in the desert? Yes, you'd need to smother that with lard just so's it slid down easier.

And if you are talking about "smoking" a camel, well, I've smoked gophers and bunny rabbits on the highway by mistake, even a chipmunk, but I suspect a camel would not be alot different than hitting a moose. The animal, not the partier.

And if you are talking what the dude selling the 125K caddy wagons might be, well, for me I've never needed anything "extra" to kick back and enjoy the world around me. Ok, a beer or 10 in the old days was for different reasons - that was just to keep up with my depressed buddies. Probably depressed because I was telling really really bad jokes.

Oh, you mean the cigarette camels? I will guarantee you that not one of those doctors who recommended you smoke camel cigarettes is still alive. See what happens when you take their advice? You will eventually croak too.

Think about this, my chubby doctor tells ME to lose weight today. Here he is another third as heavy as I am and he's telling me I've got to lose weight. So I asked him how he is doing on his weight loss program and he has put weight on. He is dating a dietician and apparently she cooks like a major domo chef and he eats like a major domo sumo wrestler. I was going to suggest he might look in to that field when he retires from being a doctor but I suspect it may not have gone over very well