Drink To Drive - Pee turned to Fuel

I have new faith in this. I haven't seen this thread for some time. I now take a morning water pill and, yes, it works. With my prescription discounts I figure I could take another afternoon water pill while on trips and make it the 1000 miles back to Illinois on 50 cents or less plus the cost of a few Slurppies! Sure beats the near $4 a gallon and 15 MPG I get on the truck right now.
I can sneak a few water pills into my wife's M&M's and have twice the fuel.
With the money I will save I can buy more parts for my wagon.
Drink and drive boys and girls.....But do it safely!

 

Fast forward 5 years! Does this mean the typical out house at a car show will be robbed for its content. good grief!!

 

So a typical window sticker will show you peeing in your own tank?

 

Getting TANKED UP will have a new meaning!

 

Finally an advantage to living in the boonies and having a septic tank. A little rerouting and a filter to a fuel tank and I'll be set for life. Even having free loaders come over to drink my beer will have advantages.
Instead of saying "honey you and the kids better use the bathroom here at the Mall or the car show", I'll be begging them to wait till we get home!

 

Interesting concept as beer can be cheaper than gasoline but it is still hydrolysis which requires more energy than it produces.
I'll sign up for work in the pee factory if this comes to fruition

 

When the boss asks you to pee in the bottle will that count as production or overtime?

 

Since you might smell it a pos. test might be in order. Hints of Skunk might be popular.