hey I can relate. My god given first name is Wood. Try going through middle school with that. It also didn't help being tall and lanky because every short guy with short pecker syndrome wanted to knock me down. I also have two older brothers so It's ok, everybody gets one and then I'm coming at you. When I worked and eventually went to school at the catholic college, the Dominican sisters (that's nuns, not spicy girls from Dominica) would say "morning wood!" And ya know, I think they knew what they were saying, bless em'. Gotta have some kind of humor break between all that praying
All along, I've been underestimating your ability for paying attention to detail. It's a good thing that she had clothes on at all. Otherwise, you'd be getting graphic over what was left to see
