swf official canada-usa-world relations thread

I totally get your swf name now.

 

A little CC and Canada Dry, with a bacon/tomatoe sandwich while playing a game of crib.


Newfie Sreech is what is being serve at the other place.

 

I earned that monikor my friend!!! .... the certificate is hanging on my wall! LOL

 

Cribbage? I love that game. Z and I play it a lot.

 

I would be a good ambassador for this. I'm so far north, I'm practically in Canada lol.

 

We dont need an ambassador .... we need a referee! LOL

 

Do you have to pay annual dues to belong to the Canadian Club?
Am I the only one who sees double when experiencing Canadian Mist?
I know I feel like God when I drink Canadian Lord Calvert.
And I feel like I've been shot in the head after a night of drinking Canadian Hunter.
But I'm NOT complaining, mind you.
It wasn't too many years ago that I would tell any Europeans I happened to meet that that I was Canadian, not United Statsian.
George W Bush was president at the time, if I remember correctly.
(Thank you!)
But I just don't understand why anyone would put gravy and cheese curds (whatever that is) on French Fried potatoes on purpose?

 

Those are OK but the real joy is the extra toppings. Smoke's Poutinerie will cover the gravy and cheese curds with ground beef, bacon, and cheddar sauce. NOW we're gettin' somewhere!!

 

There goes the diet. I was doing soooooo well...............

 

MMMM...poutine...

Almost as good as bacon eh!

Have you ever had a donair platter? Yum yum yummy!


Sorry Ian, I believe this thread is totally lost...

I could reask my question. Do you have donairs in Australia?

 

I was wondering .... does Canada have a place like the USofA's very own state of Texas? Texas is its own world compared to the rest of the lower 48 .... and its residents are truley something else ... take Fred the cowboy as an example .... A drunken cowboy named Fred lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo, Texas Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly, then asked, "All right mister, what's your name?" "Fred," moaned the cowboy. "Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger. With pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "...The Balcony..."


..... does Canada have a place like our Texas???

 

Newfoundland.

-A newfie rolls into his factory job at 10:30. The floor manager comes up to him and sayd, "You should have been here at nine o'clock," to which the newfie responds "Why, what happened?"

 

Yup. We've got four households of Newfoundlanders on my block. They regularly stand around at the end of the driveway drinking. Kinda like the Texan's in King Of The Hill.

 

:Nothing_funny_to_adBut I'll try ! First off, I leave for a few days and someone compares me to some Club in Canada! Then a perfectly good new thread goes off in not one but several odd directions. Wait--I have to finish my bacon samwich and Canadian liquer drink...... Okay, and fanny writes endless details and facts about everything. Except sex in Canada which she answered in one word...NO! If I remember right that was NO it doesn't get too cold there to not have sex. Or maybe she meant NO, they don't have sex in Canada. But if that were true, they'd soon run out of Canadians. And according to my part time neighbor from way up North that ain't gonna happen soon. -- And I have no idea what this photo has to do with relations between the USA, Canada, those other places in this large world of ours, and Texas, another nearby Country. But I do like it and all that other delicious looking meat that was posted! -And since this is a family forum is it okay for me to say I wouldn't mind having relations with------ OH forget it!