Some folks shouldn't be allowed to have wagons

It's Ok, Krash. Some day these people will grow up and move out of their parents' basement. Until then avert your eyes.

 

Come on guys. You just don't dig art. I was about to run to the parts store and buy a bunch of phoney ports and parts for my wagon. I think it will go faster and look kool at cruise nites. You think 24" wheels will fit and look right? I won't even buy tires. Just wrap duct tape around the wheels to make it quiet on the pavement. .
While I'm at it I'll get a bunch of those phoney tattoos and pull my jeans down to my butthole.

 

OMG Fannie's cousin! Hate the wheels but I wonder if those fenders are still good.

 

Oh, Cat, you kill me...

I would love to have a series of my own "art" cars. But I think that the things I would go for would not be good for daily drivers and they certainly would not be to impress any one...

 

Wait till you get up to the Windy City. You won't see any cars over two years old without rust and/or dents.

 

Off topic but I gotta share this experience. I was behind a school bus earlier this week as it stopped for a bunch of high school kids to get off. 3 or 4 got off the bus and started walking up the street. a few seconds later, one last kid got off the bus. He had those big baggy pants hanging down low over his butt so his underwear showed, and he had an arm load of books. As he stepped down off the bus onto the pavement, his pants fell all the way down around his ankles. He stopped, realized he couldn't pull up his pants, then shuffled a few steps away so the bus could leave.
He stopped again, tried to figure out how to pull his pants back up over his boxers holding an arm full of books. Then he gave up and just shuffled up the street with his pants down around his ankles.
As I drove on I was laughing for the next 10 minutes (I'm easily amused).
His buddies that got off the bus never noticed, but I'm sure every kid that was still on the bus saw him.

 

I have not figured out how this is really cool or anything useful, except for making an ass of yourself doing it! To me, the police should arrest kids like this for indecent something or other.
On another issue, I can not believe the clothes some of these kids wear. My wife was at doctors office a few days ago and in walked this boy at least 25 with his mommy. He was wearing what I'd call plaid pajamas. These looked goofier that those worn in olden days at the circus! Add to that hair that looked as if snakes were crawling out and it's a OMG ! Laugh or stare and they might kill you! Now these are the same people who make station wagons and cars that look funny.

 

"Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Lookin' like a foo wich yo pants on the ground..."

That's a great story! It's sad that those kids have no sense of shame... Too stupid to be embarrassed...

 

That song never made the Hit Parade !

 

Also made me think of a song by the band Ozomatli, with a topical twist...

"Don't mess with the wagon...Oh, oh, oh, Don't mess with the wagon..."

(For thos of you out of the loop, the song is "Don't mess with the Dragon" if you wanna YouTube it.

 

Well....it's cheaper than a new paint job.:banana:

 

Now there's an economical way to get that cool, low-rider stance.

 

wow, those are some intense repairs, kind of like damage control in a 3rd world country!