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DRIVER WHO HIT HIGH TENSION ELECTRIC TOWER CITED FOR SPEEDING AND DRIVING IN UNSAFE CONDITIONS - The driver was cited for speeding and driving in unsafe conditions as reported by Bedford Police.

Back River Road will be closed through Sunday night, reopen overnight then close again Monday to allow National Grid to make necessary repairs as reported by Bedford police.

As of this afternoon all but 40 people had their power restored.

 

Holy smokes.

 

Is that a winged Subaru???

Typical suby driver: “ I have awd!! Watch this!!!”

 

Hey Grizz. Good to hear from you. It’s been too long.

 

Thank you. Glad yall are still here!

 

What you been up to?

 

Oh Just raising these kids I guess! They’re older now so they’re a little more fun to be around

 

Awesome. Enjoy every minute of it. It will pass by in the blink of an eye.

 

Hey bud, you'll be happy to know I'm back, courtesy of Jeremiah, and I have found love! Her name's Emily, and we're getting married later this year.
As for the @$$hat, he's lucky he didn't turn into Kentucky Fried Carbeque. It'd be a race to see which killed him first--the electricity or the flames.

 

Well that joke went over my head. Congratulations! Are you still in the great state of Texas?

 

So far. The joke is that he hit a high-tension line which holds an ungodly amount of juice vs. the car's split gas tank, which either could cook his goose.

 

I am thoroughly confused.

 

Ohhh, you were commenting on the photo! Haha, I was worried about Jeremiah for a minute there. Congratulations again on the wedding! Nothing beats a warm body to sleep next to

 

Thank you for your concern. I am happy to report that “The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated”

 

Does that make you more fun to be around also?

Well, as long as it's not too much body