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Could you imagine if some lady put her kid on the fender of your ‘56 Chevy today. SMACK!

 

George and Irene to show their patriotism drove out to the nuclear test site in their new 1957 Chevy. The blast was glorious. Their daughter Violet was born in 1958 with 2 heads, and six fingers on each hand. George died in 1966 and Irene, who used to wow the neighbors with her glow in the dark big toe, of course until she too succumbed to cancer in 1977.

 

I used to hear people say that two heads are better than one. Now, I know where that saying comes from

Someone's running around in this forum with one that'll glow, if you point a flashlight at it

 

Poor Violet, with those two heads she ate twice as much food, but with her 12 cumulative fingers she was the Yucca Flats high school typing champ until she was dethroned by Bobby Wayler who could type with the extra foot that he was was born with. Come to find out his mom and dad (Luther and Lurleen Wayler) were in the desert on that fateful blast day as well.

 

The blonde kid looks like he's got some sort of childhood born-with handicap like rickets or something. If the girl didn't stand in the way, the kid might get cured

 

You might be right. I did read in an old Soviet medical book that direct radiation killed rickets and is in general good for whatever ails you.

 

I believe both of those A-Bomb images with people in them are faked.

 

That was hokey as all get out. The pressure wave would've dismantled the fridge and Dr. Jones in one fell swoop.

 

I had the same thought.

 

If those people are still alive, then there's no arguing your claim