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Just sounds nasty.... killer song

 

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2117

 

On the opposite coast:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ye_Olde_Curiosity_Shop

 

Buhth, Skoow, Wöhk, Deth

 

Whoever was in that Simca got lucky

 

The wedding ceremony had reached the point where the minister asked the gathering if anyone

had reason to object to the joining of the bride and groom in holy matrimony. At which point a

beautiful woman holding a baby stood up at the rear of the church and started walking slowly up the aisle.

The witnesses gasped. The groom's jaw dropped and he stared in shock as the woman came closer. Chaos ensued.

The bride dropped her bouquet and ran crying from the church. The groom's mother fainted.

The bride's father balled his hands into fists and began to cuss out his no longer future son-in-law.

Only the minister maintained his calm and quietly asked the woman: 'Why have you come forward? What have you to say?'

'I just wanted to move closer since we can't hear you in the back.'

And that ... illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent."

 

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