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Which one is correct??:confused:

 

Thanks I needed that.

 

This explains why when I go in public restrooms everyone pulls on the door and says "anyone in there?" :banana:

 

It's a rare occasion when I get despirate enough to go in one of those filty places but I'll swear someone always tries the door. My feet are usually sticking out the bottom.

But one thing I will never do---lay my purse on the floor then put it on the table in a restaurant !

 

Well that's really a good idea cause we all can appreciate all the germie things that are on a b-room floor.

What do you do with your purse when your in the loo?

 

Hang it on the toilet paper roll holder? I have no idea really my purse is called a wallet.

 

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some times cat modle T YA SCARE ME :confused:

 

And sometimes you need a good skeerin! Now be good or I'll hit ya with my purse.
PS--- fannie, we don't have loo's in Floriduuuh. Them's called outhouses or the insiders are latrines.

I'm just trying to pass good advice I've learned the hard way after many years. Truthfull i don't actually carry a purse or a wallet. Dollie won't let me have any money!

 

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A friend gave this bumper sticker to my honey, for me, to place over the bumper sticker on my 82.

Now, when I got the 82 these stickers wer on the bumper from the 92 year old lady, I never planned on removing the 1/4 century CAA (same as AAA in usa) but told the guys at work (after getting hastled because it's a wagon, they don't understand) I would be removing the dog sticker. Well we don't mess with peoples rides perioud at work but because I mentioned the removal some one with a marker put "EAT" where the heart had faded out. Well I kinda liked it after that. A couple days later some one made the sticker that says..."On a bun with cheese and mustard"...well I then loved it



I'm not for stickers unless...... well this one has gotton so much hilarious attention due to my dogs in the back I can't get rid of it. Even if I didn't have it, I would'nt put this new sticker on the car, this one goes on my shop tool box

 

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Guess it is time for me to reveal a little known fact about myself only some of my friends have got to see, so here goes one of my best friends Dean is a bass player in a New Orleans blues band and sometimes on the weekend he picks me up to go with him to gigs. He doesn't drink and I refuse to drink and drive due to losing a family member to a drunk driver so I get to go out drink and have a good time.
I walk with a limp, have a scar around my right eye that took 37 stitches to close up, tatoos from my wrist to elbow, one across my throat (earlier days) long hair and beard so can look somewhat intimidating, so anyway sometimes I get FREE beer for helping them load thier equipment in and out at some bars.At one particular bar when the cute 20something bartender asked "What do you with the band, I don't see you with a instrument?" I even amazed myself ,of course this was after a few beers ,I blourted out "Security" The band looked at me and grinned so the bartender said "is that what the limp is from?" and it was amazing not sure where it was coming from but I replied " Yeah, when they played South Dakota!" I then pointed at my scar and said " Jackson Hole, Wyoming." Dean and his band mates had a hard time not laughing and when they asked how I got someone like that to talk to me I said, " I just looked her in the eye and Lie!" So that is the joke now to get a few beers in me and see what kind of whoppers I will tell strangers at the bar

Haven't been in a few months and Dean called this evening so I guess I will be drinking beers and telling lies tonight!

 

1tireman, I just can't believe you telling lies to innocent young girls


. Okay I'm lieing! Have fun.

 

So here's a fun test to show if you really are as cool a person as you always thought you were.

Cool Person Test
http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

 

Not as cool as I thought I was but as cool as my kids probably think I am