Hey Tedy have you seen a loose Lucy in and around your parts? I mean there in a lost Emu roaming around Nanaimo. I'm hoping Lucy gets lucky. You know a good samaritan finds her and returns her to her home. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti...he-runaway-emu-pleads-nanaimo-owner-1.2580000 And Tedy no eyeing those drum sticks!
We heard this strange sound out front. Sounded like a wounded Cougar. Well most Cougars I've seen are female and over 50 years old so I was worried. After all there are two older single men living next door who could be hunted by Cougars. Lucky for us, that one of the neighbor guys had his shotgun handy. We are having Emu for dinner tonight.
I went to school with lucy and she looked hot. Well, wonder what really happened to the old Emu? That would be a tough old bird to BBQ.
Neighbor on next road used to raise those critters. Mean and noisy! Seems like we had some meat but I can't remember. Been nearly 20 years ago. We need a Fannie Lucy report! Actually we need a missing Fat Tedy report too.
Well I took a few days off because my panties were all bunched up then Tedy disappeared. We don't have serious weather to worry about so we just worry about silly things. Maybe if I had a snow storm life would be better. But where's Lucy the Emu ?
Oh man, I need to be spending more time with my wagon family. Been busy leading a revolution on the home front. Successful, btw. I have missed out on so much. I'm sorry. I hope Tedy is okay. I'm aiming for some really good news as the cause.
He's here he just hasn't seen this thread yet...wait till he finds out he's missed out on giant drum sticks...