Not to mention that Utard is rough on everything... I know. I was born there. Utard is a good name for that state... I am going through CL withdrawals already...
OK come here you big jack... OOPs sorry, that should be, you big pussy cat... Good thing your one of the cats around here cause if that was me it would have been a... just kidding... Have a great day guys. Now get out there and vote!
Utah is just bazzaar. The backward a$$ things I could regail about this state would make your jaw drop. I have been here since the tender age of 6 and I think I have become immune to its absolute insanity. When a religion runs a state it's like a subsitute teacher that stays all year, it's like George Orwells novel 1984 and everything has a creepy glazed over Brady Bunch feel. (((shuddering))).
It' probably why my car has haters here, it's like the Brady's took there car to West Coast Customs. (Mike went through a mid life crisis from hell).
When you put it like that, that actually prompts my morbid curiosity to ask you to tell some tales about it!
I'm jinxed! I remember pulling into Salty Lake City with a refer to a very large truck warehouse receiving complex late at nite in dead winter. Like fannies' truckin friend, I had to go and the only place was at the truck dock next to the tractor. Did the Mormon Gods see me? :confused:
First of let me just say If they did see you then you are going to spend the rest of eternity either floating in complete darkness grinding your teeth feeling while like you're covered in fire ants in the middle of a blizzard, or, if you are lucky, you will spend your time wondering around on an earth-like planet that is full of strangers and you will have no idea who any of them are even if they were your family. Part of moron hell is amnesia... You think I'm kidding. I was raised mormon... According to them, if I don't behave and straighten up, and of course go back to church and me a good little drone for the rest of my life then that is what will happen to me and [I was actually told this] I will never see my dog, Sparkplug, or my dad ever again... I was a kid.
That's some seriously messed up sh*t to tell a kid, but I hear the same story all the time here. The basis of their religion is hokey and strange that the church has buried it and acts like it doesn't exist, if you ask questions about it...you have no faith.
