I think people just don't appreciate 70's up wagons....

Yes, please do.
My grandmother had one of the first belt-driven motorized Singers with a big sort of flywheel. You still see them around, when kids loot their parents' homes when it's convalescent home time or last stop. It's a shame that everything new is now far east Asian junk, anymore.
Well, now that you're geared up for a retro life style, you might want to send the wife to American Bandstand type dance school:

 

Oh, look, it's Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!!

 

"Harcourt Fenton Mudd. Thief –"
"Come now."
"Swindler and con man..."
"Entrepreneur!"
"Liar and rogue."
"Did I leave you with that impression?"
– James T. Kirk and Harcourt Mudd, 2268 ("I, Mudd")

 

Interesting to note, Roger Carmel was a widely-known character actor during '60s television's heyday, but the only role people associated him with is Harry Mudd.

 

It only makes sense that someone would purchase a get-away flying saucer using counterfeit currency, since there are neither cops nor repo men who could keep up with a chase.

 

I'm 25 and I knew about 8 Tracks and Vinyl years ago. I know that Vinyl, when clean, typically just sounds much clearer than CDs. I'm saying "Typically" in case there are expensive CD players that compare to Vinyl, a subject I'm not familiar with.

 

Your would probably love my 70's White cabinet model with the changeable cams for sewing patterns.

 

Would you people please stop stuttering the key boards. What's with you? Looks like a case of Parkinfingers.

 

Fixed, but I also hate having to sort through necro'd threads looking for new posts.

 

There're not that many new posts, recently, anyway.