How to tell the world you're stupid on Craigslist

I notice in the ad the owner writes about the leather seats. But he fails to mention the minor rip in the driver seat bottom.

 

Yes, very grate. It's almost good enough to grate my cheese on for a dish of spaghetti, but it's a little bit rusty and I'd like to get the iron in my diet from another source. Sorry, y'all, no harm intended.

 

eye dune no vat iz wrung hair; vi dis prablem wit dis hair; eye dun inderstand.