That must be the longest steering column ever built. The driver of that thing is going to need more than an aspirin, if he reads his map wrong and ends up trying to drive under the wrong bridge. On the bright side, at least he'll end up a runner up for 1949's Darwin Award of which his next of kin can fetch it for him
I love that movie. Burt Reynolds, Jerry Reed, Semi trucks, Trans AM and Jackie Gleason. What a classic. My boys love it too, but we have to watch the TV version.
At some point, you gotta let 'em hear swear words, one way or another, they'll hear them, but you can let them know why they're not to be used (you can hold up a poster of me as a reason not to swear), even if a sithation might warrant it.
When I need swear words, all I have to do is to Youtube Ruby the grey parrot. She's got some great insults and you could learn some Brit English for your Fannie re-enactment vacation