Chains --------My wife says the only chains around here are being hooked to some of my junk to get them pulled out of here. The whip is to make sure I listen to her.
pain --- I bleed easy and bruise fast. After this many years together we usually work things out without too much violence. And with my new hips I can still out run her! I have been making her nervous since I joined this forum. I drool a lot everytime a station wagon goes by!
Wheel Chair -Reminds me of a joke I just heard. Woman ask her husband why he always talked behind her back. He said cause I'm always pushin you in your wheelchair.