A wagon as a bug-out vehicle?

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  1. Hanswurst von Plumpskloh

    Hanswurst von Plumpskloh Prisoner of Foo

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    Tory also proved that using the urine from female dogs to distract male watchdogs would distract them to the point where the intruder could enter the premises and take his time doing whatever he feels like.
    I hope you have a functioning air conditioner that you could turn up full blast to discourage drones
     
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    Extra heat produced plus valuable energy expended.

    I also watch mythbusters for "kitchen b0mb" tips like the use of powdered milk for an explosion modifier. I guess any food that doubles as something else is good.

    I wonder if you could cover your tires to disguise tracks.
     
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    Here's your 'bug out wagon'!

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    ????????????????Female dog urine and horses----[​IMG]
    We ain't got a chance boys!:confused:
     
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    I love that wagon!! I figured out what you could do to greatly diminish a heat signature:
    a coated mylar thermal blanket that you would throw over the vehicle completely and then get under the blanket too....
    You have a lot to hide and you would have to hide the whole vehicle[​IMG]
     
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    Mexican restaurants offer such foods. However, their value as explosives manifest as secondhand foodstuffs which release explosive gases. Certain cheeses containing flatulating bacteria such as Limburger and assorted French cheeses, produced without first pasturizing the milk, are more covert sources of explosive food-based material. I said covert, because these foods can be obtained in secret. Therefore, not raising suspicion when consumed. On the other hand, attending an ethnic restaurant places one in danger of being observed and surveilled by government agents who could then turn over the collected information to unpleasant civil servants who, in turn, would pay unpleasant visits asking unpleasant and absurd questions and, in turn, attempt cohersing their victim into informant practices in which the victim will advise friends, relatives and neighbors into visiting ethnic restaurants and purchasing cheese containing living flatulent bacteria. The victim will also get cohersed into letting civil servants place hidden microphones on the victim's naked skin, often using adhesive tape which often tears out bodily hair upon removal, if that said victim hasn't already visited a Brazilian wax parlor within a short interval

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    A tire rethreader does this quite often
     
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    I'm thinking a smooth soft rubber retread or something like snow chains but with a canvas wrap, not durable but for emergencies.
     
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    Good ground clearance and low height, plus narrow.
     
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    YESSIR! Exactly what I was thinking
     
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    That works! :clap:
     
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    This is REALLY close to the concept that I am looking at. IT has to be able to go between trees, down alleyways, parking garages, a narrow for its length car is the best solution to many situations.
    I dont want it jacked up TOO high. I dont want gigando tires under it either ..something 265/70/15 Yokohama Geolander up to a 30X9.5R15LT but no bigger.
    Everything that can be placed low inside is to keep the CG as low as possible.
    This car will never see above 75 mph. It is a slow torque monster that will be able to pull through 3 feet of water, snow drifts, and rubble.
     
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    I haven't been around for awhile but I saw this.
     
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    My wagon is always a bug-outter, since I live within range of three nuclear reactors of which I'm much less worried about the Swiss ones. I was considering a wagon combining both of what you quoted, except that this one's a 4-cylinder Diesel. I don't care about the Diesel scare which is pushing Soy Boys into junking theirs. The price's a bluff. There's hardly a market for diesels. I'm going to offer a trade for mine:

    https://www.autoscout24.de/angebote...896a5.463005.463005.0.1526823166.1.1532007166

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