1979 Ford Thunderbird Heritage edition

The ContinMental retarded fake tire compartment is as rediculous as fake gas tanks on Cruiser bicycles or aging, demented idiots who can't ride their mopeds without wearing an unlit cigarette in their gobs. Those trunk straps look sex toy suggestive. Any female hitchhiker would be wary of getting into that car, knowing that the owner was subconsciously persuaded into choosing such an option.

 

Interesting way of looking at it. I thought anyone who had that on their T-Bird was just a pretentious ponce.

 

come on everyone,
you know that feeing that you have when you wake up in the morning , that something has been missing in your life.
well this is what's been missing Baby Blue Turbine Wheels!

 

Even they could have a sinister side, to compensate for the frivilous and harmless half. Who knows how many housepets or young boys he has buried on his or someone else's property. In that very trunk, behind those very straps, there might be a shovel and either a clown costume or Santa.

 

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