Not a salesman

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  1. tbirdsps

    tbirdsps New Member Charter Member

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    Wow! This guy can write an ad. There's one sentence. Spelling is awful. Do you think he'll get a bid?:rofl2:

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    PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE TO SELL THE CAR SO I CAN FIGHT FOR CUSTODY OF MY ONLY DAUGHTER FROM HER DRUG ADDICTED MOTHER AND HER NEY CRACK HEAD BOYFRIEND.I AN IN NEED OF BETWEEN 5 AN 10,000 DOLLERS I HOPE TO GET AS CLOSE AS I CAN WITH THIS CAR.THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP
    This is a very whell cept 74 pinto squire wagon with ?53551 or 153551 it was last tittled in 1995 I bought it at an estate sale in 2008 after the owner had pasted away It was in the barn behined a 1972 benz with i also have for sale they didnt even know the car was there with all that was covering it up till i asked about it the widdow then recalled the car being parked there in somewhere aroung 95 95 or somewhere about that time she didnt recall him driven it just when he drove it home and pulled it in an parked it in the barn.It is equipped with the 90 hp 2.3 3 speed auto trains air conditioning black interior am fm radio it comes with new covers for the frount seats the interior is in great shap excpt for a small tear in the driver seat and a spot where the headliner is falling.I am going to get it running this week and drive it and will update the add with my findings I was not planing on selling it that is why I havent done that I just found out today from a friend that my X is going to try to take my daughter from me please help me keep her from that life that she does not deserve.
     
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  2. Fat Tedy

    Fat Tedy Island Red Neck

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    Seller needs $5-10 Grand and hopes this will bring him close.......who is really on crack here? At least the car has been "whell cept":rofl2:
     
  3. Krash Kadillak

    Krash Kadillak Well-Known Member

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    PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE TO SELL THE CAR SO I CAN FIGHT FOR CUSTODY OF MY ONLY DAUGHTER FROM HER DRUG ADDICTED MOTHER AND HER NEY CRACK HEAD BOYFRIEND.I AN IN NEED OF BETWEEN 5 AN 10,000 DOLLERS I HOPE TO GET AS CLOSE AS I CAN WITH THIS CAR.THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP
    This is a very whell cept 74 pinto squire wagon with ?53551 or 153551 it was last tittled in 1995 I bought it at an estate sale in 2008 after the owner had pasted away It was in the barn behined a 1972 benz with i also have for sale they didnt even know the car was there with all that was covering it up till i asked about it the widdow then recalled the car being parked there in somewhere aroung 95 95 or somewhere about that time she didnt recall him driven it just when he drove it home and pulled it in an parked it in the barn.It is equipped with the 90 hp 2.3 3 speed auto trains air conditioning black interior am fm radio it comes with new covers for the frount seats the interior is in great shap excpt for a small tear in the driver seat and a spot where the headliner is falling.I am going to get it running this week and drive it and will update the add with my findings I was not planing on selling it that is why I havent done that I just found out today from a friend that my X is going to try to take my daughter from me please help me keep her from that life that she does not deserve.
     
  4. KevinVarnes

    KevinVarnes Well-Known Member

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    When I first read that I assumed he meant he needed between $5 and $10,000 in which case yes this car should yield somewhere in that range.;)
     
  5. tbirdsps

    tbirdsps New Member Charter Member

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    Here's my theory. The guy posting the ad is the mother's crack head boyfriend and is selling the neighbors car down the street for more crack money. Even if he only gets the deposit he wins. Then he can relist the car on Craigslist once he's banned from ebay. But, I'm giving him too much credit for even conceptualizing the whole plan.

    He was raised in the woods by a racoon family and picked up english by accident so he's a fairly good writer now, especially when you realize that the racoons only speak racoon.

    Yea, that's the ticket.
     
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  6. silverfox

    silverfox New Member

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    LOL....he may be a better salesman than we think!:D
     
  7. snooterbuckets

    snooterbuckets Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking he has one too many zeros on the #'s he hopes to get for it.
     
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    HAH!!!!

    I agree with Fat Tedy...
    Too bad the owner pasted away, but at least it's in great shap. Now.. what about getting tittled...
     

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