That could be a good nite out for the guys, a dozen of them in a football field size lot and bumper car away!
When I saw the title, my first thought was "Take it out back and SHOOT it!" Then I saw that THING! Oh, the things you see when you don't have your harpoon!
Perfect car for Mike 81X11 to drive around Texas parking lots! I don't think t's a pool noodle I believe it's pipe wrap insulation.