Insane, am i!?!?!??!

SO some of you think that zombies and the possibilities thereof are nothing more than the addled rantings of a tinfoil hat wearing nut?
Well, DO YA?
Consider upon the following real life and true potential origins of zombification!
Remember, I warned y'all so dont blame me if you wake up being gnawed upon by a neighbor bearing a sinister expression of carnivorous intent!

First off it will start with something in the 'human experiments' phase of things. Something along the lines of project 731 In Japan in 1938, or the 1950 Hepatitis Experiments in Pennsylvania, you see.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_depopu28.htm

They will be using a new method of cellular modification or construction along lines similar to this:

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/344065#ixzz2Lt0ufJjx

A good likelihood is the usage of modified Cordyceps fungus variant. These fungi would be experimentally used to see if brain injuries or spinal cord damage can be reversed.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...fungus-new-species-fungi-bugs-science-brazil/

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...ie-ant-fungus-science-environment-rainforest/

http://io9.com/5918948/fungal-infection-causes-tarantula-to-grow-antlers

Some 'patients' may be willing, some will require..persuasion.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/vice/worlds-scariest-drug-documentary-exclusive-5xv9

The modified fungus-human cell hybrid in a warm, hemoglobin rich environment will grow far faster with unpredicted results...and uncontrollable outcomes. It will mutate into 2 strains: blood borne, and airborne by exploding spore 'fruits' that will grow from the bodies of its victims. Blood born is transmitted by fungal infected blood transmitted into the bloodstream of its victims.

The virus will grow through the myelin sheaths of neurons not only of the spinal column but the brains of its victims. This will destroy all but the primitive brain and its functions. They wont know fear, pain, or sleep...

Only hunger..

It is not a matter of IF...but WHEN..

Most assuredly yours with all belief and truth in my heart,
Doc Zombie.

 

Decafinated coffee, stop eating at McDonalds...... you'll be OK....you mite zombie out/ de-tox for a few days, but you'll be OK

 

Actually, I cook ALL of my own food from scratch. I have some rather perfidious theories about what constitutes fast 'food'. I have a healthy diet, drink in moderation, and only have 2 pots of coffee a day.
Sleep is another issue... they can get you when your sleeping, you know..

 

Uhhhhhh....don't they call that the Marine Corps?

 

"SO some of you think that zombies and the possibilities thereof are nothing more than the addled rantings of a tinfoil hat wearing nut?
Well, DO YA?"

Yup.

 

I think it's all this '3-Hour Energy' stuff everybody is getting hooked on. Seems like all the ad guys are trying to convince everybody they're tired.

Never was a big problem before......

That Cra* is expensive, too.....

 

Too much natural "WACKY TOBACKY"!!!!!!!

 

I think you are correct. I allways find that when I'm a little tired and have to keep going for a extra few hours one of these old school energy thing a ma bobs fuil me rite up....


Alot cheaper than a bottle of speed with cafine, but what do I know.......

 

But you still have to shoot them in the head right?

Rule #3 double tap!

 

Well........it all depends, don't waist amo if............................




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sheeze, there are people in the world who eat hagus.....and we are woried about Zombies attacking?

Do you realize there are starving kids in Africa who won't finnish there dinner and there Mom's are saying to them........ "There are children chewing on Hagus in Scotland/Ireland who would be happy to eat what you have"....... and we are woried about Zombies???

 

Insane, am i!?!?!??!

YES!!?!?!?!

 

I think you have the most legitimate presentation of facts and theory on this subject than I have ever been subjected too.....I have crazy tin foil hat wearing friends too. Good on ya Doc.

 

yup......damned zombies....

Bad Zombie, Bad Zombie....What ya gona do....What Ya gona do when they come for you?................

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