AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, I spit my coffee at my laptop when I read that. If it shorts out, I am gonna be all kinds of upset with you OWE!
No, the owner says it's a "1995 cuttlas cruzer station wagon - $800 (Eaton rapids) He must know what it is, its his ad.... It's a Cutwiss Cwoozer that comes with a fresh bouquet of wild flowers for the Mrs.
Red flag for me is not the storm damage, or the obvious illiteracy of the seller. It's the "needs brake line" because if the brake lines are rusted, and those rockers look that scabby, there's no way it's coming home with me. I'll bring my dear departed grandmother's '95 Ciera sedan home, because it has sentimental value and I will redo the rockers and quarters and lower fenders and make it right. But thanks to the weatherstripping on my Torino allowing water to pool on the floor over the past few years and now that I finally pull up the floor insulation and see swiss cheese, I don't wanna see rust ever again. *shudder*
