Since we're going down this road anyway, how about a three-word name game that best describes this car. The winner could get bragging rights for a whole day even. My contribution would be: Antenna Death Spear or Man Eating Wagon.
Two questions: 1 Are they selling it because "all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put it together again"? 2 So if I pay 5500 will they put it back together?
That looks like it's way too nice of a Squire for it to be a parts car, even though right now it is quite "apart"!