Does anyone else live with a creature that getz on a cleaning jag every couple yearz? WE'RE NOT TALKIN' WHITE TORNADO OR SPRING HOUSE CLEANING HERE, WE'RE TALKIN' THERE NOTHIN' SAFE:banghead3: Good thing she can't lift me or I'd probably be out at the curb She even did ah garage sale once and I had tah threaten divorce If she didn't close the door ON MYYYYEEE GARAGE IT'Z ONLY THIS ONE LITTLE FLAW, BUT PAHLEEZ LORD TELL ME IT WILL END SOON
NO NO, YOU GUYZ DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M NOT TRYIN' TAH HANG ON TO MY FIRST BABY TOOTH OR AH 6" PIECE AH COPPER WIRE HERE, THIS IZ SERIOUS. IF IT'Z IN "ANY" CLOSET OR DRAWER AND HASN'T BEEN WORN IN 3 MONTHS IT'Z OUTA HERE. THE PANTRY AND FRIDGE ARE RITE BEHIND WITH THEM RULEZ. AH WAY GOOD THING SHE CAN'T FIND WHERE I KEEP THE POLEBARN AN WINE COOLER KEYZ HID.
You know they did a study and found that clutter, (everybodys definition is different) is stressful for women. I know it is for me. Anyway good luck, because there is something about out with the old, and in with the new that makes sense to women. I don't understand I just live it.
Dang BB get her hooked on a TV show or something. That isn't right, I'm just wearing out 5 year old clothing and hanging on to them with a death grip since my wife said it was time to buy new clothes..
The TV ain't ah real good option, but we're workin' on this hooked on somethin' stuff 5 day trip, flight scedualed to leave the 23rd in the wee hourz for Wilmington,N.C. THRU' ATLANTA, AAARRRGGGHHHH. Think they'll let me carry on AH STEAMER TRUNK Gone fer 5 whole dayz and she needz to MT whatz left in the closet, AAARRRGGGHHHH HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS R.K., I'll check in while down there, if we don't spend the holiday on top of the eagles nest
Have a good trip in Wilmington. I have family from that way but I don't know them and the ones I did know have passed on. Get her to take up knitting....
From experience - it never, ever gets better. It will be like this till long after you are gone. She'll still be finding your stuff around and garage sale it. BUT, know that you are NOT ALONE. There are many of us out in the world, suffering silently, abused and forgotten........those of us who are the Spouses Of Clean and Orderly Freaks, or SOCOF for short.
OMG,I PRAY TO DAH LORD AND DAH FANNIE ANSWERZ WIFF AH RESOUNDING "NO" WHO KNEW I PROMISE TAH BE GOOD FROM NOW ON LORD, HONEST
I miss those days. Hannah was a neat-freak, and so am I. I haven't cleaned besides the mountains of beer cans that pile up each week, since she left a month ago. Place is a disaster!
