step 1. Buy a turkey step 2. Have a glass of wine step 3. Stuff the turkey step 4. Have a glass of wine step 5. Put the turkey in the oven step 6. Relax and have another few glasses of wine step 7. Turk the bastey step 8. Wine of glass another get step 9. Ponder the meat thermometer step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine step 11. Bake the wine another 4 hours step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey step 13. Floor the turkey up off the pick step 14. Turk the carvey step 15. Get yourself another wottle of bine step 16. Tet the sable and pour yourself another glass of turkey step 17. Say grace, throw up and pass out
