Vacation

Rest up, because by the time you get back, Supersnake and I will Rev up our antics.

 

$arge may have heard of this story. I heard it while I lived in Guadalajara. The guy that told me thought he could suck me into to doing the same thing, but I knew enough Spanish and French to keep him from setting me up.

This Japanese visitor was asking a waiter how Mexican women like to be addressed when saying 'Hello'. Well, the waiter spoke good English, as did this businessman from Japan, so he told him that all he had to do was smile, not grin or smirk, and say "Buenas Dias, hija de la chingada." in a soft easy tone of voice. Or "Buenas Noches, hijo de tu pinche madre."

As the story goes, the people whom he introduced himself to understood that he'd been set up, and he survived.

"Hola, Buen(as) dia(s) or tarde or noche(s)" will do just fine, even with a Japanese accent.

 

..you sure you want to leave the Barn open while your gone??...you know the animals will make a mess

Have fun Steph !!

 

Yes? You're barkin' up my tree? You rattlin' my cage? I'll be good until he gets back... and then... well let me say that Hallowe'en has been moved up a tad.

 

ENJOY your Vacation and keep your eyes peeled for Wagons of course..."WoodGrain that IS....'black N' Brown GOLD....outta move to HOUSTON..." (IF Only Ol' Jed C. had gotten him a Wagon for his infamous "move to Bev-R-Lee..." with Granny, Jethro and the crew...) Oh well, SUBTLE attempt at humor... I'll shut up now!

 

National Lampoon's Truckster count? Granny on the roof?

 

Speaking of vacations

Do you ever notice while you're on a long drive that you hear every noise, worry about every fluid in the car and constantly sweat out a breakdown wondering if you brought enough spare parts, water and oil and of course the trick screwdriver to adjust the carb with the aircleaner in place?

Then out of the blue here comes a 35 year old car on bald tires blowing blue smoke, dragging the muffler with seven people inside all smoking cigarettes barrelling down the road without a care in the world?:Blasting_anim:

Annoying isn't it.

 

Hey Stormin' - YOU BET The Family TRuckster COUNTS WITH Granny on the roof too -- funny, "TripleTurbine" and I were at Cracker Barrel the other day and their famous Wooden Rockin' Chairs were on Sale @ 75% OFF and we joked about buying one to strap to the roof of my Wagon!! LOL! We LIKE the way you think!!

 

When you see an old rusty pickup leaving everything in its dust? Then you find out that the pedal was stuck?

 

I wonder if we could get a patent for a backseat driver ejector seat? You'd need a moon-roof over the backseat or a retractible roof like the old rambler wagons.

 

Did your Spanish improve?