New definition for S.O.S. A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!' The C-130 droned along for about 10 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said :'What did you think of that?' Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?' The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll, chated and lauphed about you with the guys!' When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing! When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing! We older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S. Slower, Older and Smarter....
Just remember to be old and wise you must first be young and stupid!...My dad says when I get old I should be very wise!
Do not go gentle into that good night Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. - Dylan Thomas There will be sleeping enough in the grave - Benjamin Franklin I want to rock and roll all night and party every day - Kiss
LMAO, hell I'd even be able to do a 45 second 8 mile...... but then if they saw me, it would be down to 6 seconds!
When I flew in herks back in the '80's, the joke was that the pilot went back and had a smoke and a poo.
