Been checking this site out for a while. Decided to join, currently unemployed, bored, self-employed, lazy, retired early, burnt out, your choice. Had lots of wagons over the last 40 or so years. Currently driving a Mazda 5, not quite a wagon, it's got sliding doors. Guess you'd call it a mini mini-van.
Sounds like you got AAHD .... Be proud ! Not many can have official looking intitials after their name without paying thousands in tuition.