Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!!! At Shady Acres Nursing Home Dragway, a night of pure mayhem. See Shirley Muldowney in her top prune-powered dragchair go up against Old-Fart Garlits in the Geritol Rat scooter. See the Pro-Mod chairs go head-to-head for the 2010 title!! Be there to see Eddie Overthehill try for the new World record in his Jet-Powered hospital bed!! Half time will feature heart pills and naps for all spectators. The first 100 in the gate will receive enemas absolutely free!!! This is one drag race you will tell your grandkids about (or not). This Sunday at Shady Acres Nursing Home Dragway. Be There!!!!!!!
