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  1. tbirdsps

    tbirdsps New Member Charter Member

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    Mustang Wheels

    Date: 2008-02-29, 8:07AM CST



    Mustang 4 lug FR500 & Ponys for sale - $1 (Tomball)

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    Reply to: sale-590608257@craigslist.org
    Date: 2008-02-28, 10:08PM CST


    I have a set of FR500 for a fox body mustang and I'm not sure what they go for? So I guess I'll take $200.00

    I also have what I was told are ponys $100.00

    I need this stuff out of my bedroom, I kicked out my boyfriend after he got me and my mom drunk and had sex with us both.
    And now both of us are pregnant!
    We know who the babys daddy is.

    make this stuff go... or if you are looking for a girlfriend I may give them to you if we hook up.

    Pam




    Location: Tomball



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  2. Fat Tedy

    Fat Tedy Island Red Neck

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    "If your looking for a girlfriend".....a pregnant one that is..:rofl2::lolup::rofl2:
     
  3. Roadking41A

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    Future father and Grandfather in one shot.
     
  4. silverfox

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    I don't think I'd hook up with that for an ENTIRE free Mustang!!:disagree:
     
  5. Stormin' Norman

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    Enterprising women!:biglaugh: Ride 'em pony! :evilsmile:
     
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    This is where the robot comes in yelling Danger Will Robinson!
     
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    Whew, then it's a good thing they don't make Mustang wagons, eh?:lolup:
     
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    Those could potentially be the most expensive cheap parts ever sold.
     
  9. Safari57

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    For some reason, after reading this thread, I had the urge to go wipe myself down with laquer thinner :yikes::eek3::eek3:
     
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  11. Fat Tedy

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    No SH**....the Banjo misic from the movie delivence comes to mind.....


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    Better make that 2 shots............:dance:
     
  14. Stormin' Norman

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  15. Fat Tedy

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    And heres a pic of the pregnat girlfriend your gona blind date with for the parts....

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    and heres Mom and a pic of her dog.....
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    Heres a snap shot of the boyfirend with his brother who is his uncles dads niceces cousins aunts gran papy.......you figure out witch is witch!

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