Car people problems

Decisions, decisions....

 

Take the mower!

 

Take the vacuum..... oh wait, that's what I tell my wife.


Don't worry the sarcasm goes both ways.

 

The mower starts with a screw driveri drive that to my neighbors across the street sometimes. I’ve yet to make a beer run on the John Deere but the day is coming I’m sure

 

The cars I used to start by using screwdrivers weren't my cars to begin with. They were simply at the wrong places at the wrong time

 

I think the thread instantly devolved to "Problems with Car People."

 

This one looks like fun. Let's start with that

 

That’s a belt buckle my dad used to wear. See the little divot on it? That happened while I was wearing it in high school. I can’t remember exactly what happened but I think it hurt! So what is that one supposed to be warning of? Dead fish and trees? Toxic environment? What about the one in the bottom right corner? Soul disintegration?

 

Yeah, environmentally hazardous.
I think, that warning at the bottom right has to do with respiratory endangerment through emitted vapors

 

where do you come up with this stuff? I'm probably just way to traditional and conservative to even dream this stuff

 

Haha, that depends on who your refering to. If it’s me it’s because I have lots of Down time with the kids. If it’s ivy, I’ve been wondering the same thing

 

I was wondering as to why the dead fish was missing from dad's buckle. Otherwise, it wouldn't have caught my eye in the first place

 

Haha. The dead fish were on the belt itself. Along with other various woodland creatures. All dead. It was pretty morbid

 

If he was into trapping as well, did his hat get sewn together with the real things?

 

Can you move your car?! One of the black Tahoe’s is a friend’s, I did brakes and a wheel bearing. My uncle came over and I saw him through the window stop at the bottom of the driveway and kinda squinting looked up at the matching tahoes. I asked him why he did that and he said he thought maybe the feds were here