What can I say? The price is right. https://enid.craigslist.org/pts/d/1991oldsmobile-skylark/6563345474.html
You haven't heard of the Oldsmobile Skylark? It was offered right alongside the Buick Cutlass, the Pontiac Chevelle, and the Chevrolet Tempest. Of course, the real competition at the time came from the Ford Cougar, the Mercury Mustang, the Dodge Barracuda, and the Chrysler Charger.
Two points. 1) I've heard of a car being "In the weeds" before but not quite so literally. 2) It's not an Olds or a Skylark...Buick Century.