probably someone who has read a bit too many used car ads on Kijiji

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  1. jim535

    jim535 born in a Ford

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    How do I know it's a joke? There aren't any deserts like that in Ontario. :p

    Ad text:

    Good Project car - EXTREMELY RARE
    Only need about $2000 to be a nice DD

    $38,000 price is firm
    no tire kickers or joyriders
    Body is in fair condition (some rust)
    Probably has Z71 package

    Ran when parked - just needs a battery
    •Rolling chassis•

    ~~~ONE OF A KIND~~~

    Ultra rare: I know what I have, do your research

    -will need to tow
    -cash in hand

    •will not reply to women

    [​IMG]

    http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...aa/1197998666?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
     
  2. Silvertwinkiehobo

    Silvertwinkiehobo "Everything that breaks starts with 'F.'"

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    The price depends on just what the Hell it is, and if this joker has the right paperwork for it. I used to work for a guy who found a Packard body and frame in a cow pasture, cows walking through the body, but he knew what it was, and the rancher had the title. $8000 in 1973. By '82, it was physically complete with the original drive train except the drive line, doors, all sheet metal up front, and the entire electrical system, lighting and dash gear from a wrecked example to make...a 1936 Packard Dual Cowl Phaeton Six. He had the rest done all at one time, and three or four years later, he had a beautiful automobile. I saw it in '85 or '86...may have been late '85, after I was in the Navy.
     
  3. Eagle Freek

    Eagle Freek Well-Known Member

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    Now that's funny. The only thing missing is some misspelled words and a pic of him washing it.
     

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