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  1. jim535

    jim535 born in a Ford

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  2. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    I saw one gal that might pass in a dimly lit nightclub late at night but my wife said I can't have the Ford or the girls.:cheers: Sometimes she's just not any fun.
    Way back when those 1964 Fords were nearly new I sort of bought a deep blue one with white convertible top just down the street at our local Ford dealer. Neither my wife or any purple haired cuties were there.
    It was closing time and I'd worked late. Was on my way home when the Ford caught my eye...or eyes! Bald potbellied salesman told me it's mine. See I don't need sexy women to attract me to cars.
    Next evening as I passed the dealership MY convertible was not outside. I figured they might be cleaning it up as they sometimes do after a sale. Went on home to get my wife to go with me to buy it. There was MY Ford in MY driveway with MY brother-in-law's tags on it!
    Maybe I should call about this one.
     
  3. jim535

    jim535 born in a Ford

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    Cat, I was waiting for the part where your brother-in-law handed you the keys and said it was a gift! But I guess it didn't work out that way ... :(
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    The saleman who sold it to my brother-in-law didn't know it was sold because my salesman hadn't made out any paperwork.
    Sadly Dollie's younger brother tore up lots of perfectly good cars including that 64 Ford and a gold Golden Hawk. That Studebaker was fast and pretty. Sorta like those girls in the add!:rofl2:
     
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    Fat Tedy Island Red Neck

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    Cat, what was that song you posted a link too?... something about "I don't look good naked anymore"....... Needs a female singer re-do...... "I shouldn't wear bikinis anymore" I called Deb in to look at this, even she said OMG, whats wrong with these people?!

    ......... Forget vomiting in my mouth, I'm dam glad there is a waist paper bucket beside the PC. I'll be back later, I have to take it outside and hose it out!:slap:
     
  6. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Tedy remember your pancreous! Too many spices may cause more harm.

    Don't tell my wife but I think the gal not in the Ford is hot.:D Rewrite. The girl in front of the Ford.

    I think jim535 should be grounded!
     
  7. Silvertwinkiehobo

    Silvertwinkiehobo "Everything that breaks starts with 'F.'"

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    I may be choosy, but not that choosy...I'll take the one in the back seat and the one sitting up front.
     
  8. Krash Kadillak

    Krash Kadillak Well-Known Member

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    There. Fixed it for 'ya.......

    (And yeah, I know your tongue was firmly (very firmly) in cheek....)
     
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    Fat Tedy Island Red Neck

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    Well you did say up front, not in front sooooooo witch one, the one with the purple hair?:eek:

    :biglaugh::lolup::biglaugh:
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Pay attention. I really didn't want to look again.:(
    I meant the girl UP IN the front of the Ford leaning on the bumper with her head blocking part of the grille..
    Not exactly purple hair. Sorta a few red streaks. :slap::(
     
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    That's why I have a wagon so that I don't have these problems, now excuse while I go wash my eyes.
     
  12. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    :biglaugh::rofl2:
     
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    What is this world coming to? This is like something from "My Name is Earl".....

    That being said, why did they have to do this with one of my favorite cars..... why couldn't these "lovely" women be trying to sell a Subaru or something??? (But then again, I guess they'd be more hairy, and that would not be good either)

    This makes me embarrassed......
     
  14. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    I liked My name is Earl!:rofl2:
    I liked Red Greene, and Home improvement. They took off all of the educational shows and replaced them with unreality shows.

    If those same girls were advertising a car down here they'd be wearing bib overhauls and Army boots. And the car would have mud tires and a gun rack!:banana:
     
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    Don't forget the big, slobbery dog. Gotta have the dog......
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