Wow...I'm really glad that Toronto is an hour or so away from here. We have enough oddities in our downtown without folks like these finding their way out of Toronto. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44&feature=player_embedded#at=58
Just a day in the life of retail...been there, see that kinda stuff just about everyday... slappin on the smile and going back tomorrow...come on 649! NUT!
Wing nut comes to mind. With one of the wings broken off. And the nut is stripped. He needs a tour in the military and get to go see what other people in the world are living under, and maybe his ability to deal with reality will improve a little tiny bit. I don't think much, but perhaps just a little. One can only feel bad for his parents, even if they encouraged this. Sorry for them if they didn't, and even sorrier for them if they did