Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the : WINDOWS 2000 TENNESSEE EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of TENNESSEE. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The TENNESSEE EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled,,,,,, "Outhouse" My Computer is called,,,,,,, "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called,,,,,, "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as,,,,,, "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as,,,,,, "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are,,,,,,, "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Instead of an error message,,,,,, "Duct Tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TENNESSEE EDITION: Cancel............stopdat Reset.............try'er agin Yes...............yep No................nope Find..............hunt fer it Go to.............over yonder Back..............back yonder Help..............hep me out here Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!) Start.............crank'er up Settings..........settins Programs......... stuff at duz stuff Documents....... .stuff ah done did Also note that the TENNESSEE EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000: Tiperiter..................... .a word processing program Colerin' Book.................a graphics program Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator Outhouse Paper................notepad Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0 Pitchers...................... .a graphics viewer We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the TENNESSEE EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. I hope this helps y'all Billy Bob Gates A very good friend sent this to me.
Bean from Tennessee, I have took'in afence to dis. You know nothing about us. I'm not sure why you are talking about computers. But here in the south we use Viagra to cure our microsoft problems.
Up here, we've got the kindest, most generous people of Newfoundland Labrador, who tell the best jokes. These are the folks that received all the redirected flights during 9/11... They get a bad rap, for their east coast accent, but they ain't no dunces. http://www.thetoque.com/canadian_jokes/newfie_window_cleaner_20060208.html
They are a national treasure aren't they. My dad and I hired them for our scrapyard business 42 years ago. They could outwork anybody, until they got that little homesick bell ringing, and they'd be off to home. Noq, with more of them in their oil patch, I don't think a lot of eastern employers will ever know how good-humoured they are. Nicest folks you could ever meet.
Your correct Norn, they take the brunt but are the hardest workers around, and the mose friendly helpful people you could ever meet
