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I hate to sound unpatriotic here but I think our country lost its innocence as soon as all the white people showed upsomewhere around the “manifest destiny” era?
Sure am glad they did though. I don’t think Europe would suite me very well. Besides, where would we be without baseball??? Please excuse my French

 

Europe isn't what it used to be, anymore. It's also going downhill. Maybe, if something were to happen, to tilt the planet on its axis, tipping Antarctica to go sunny side up, that would be an interesting place to colonize. As far as your Indian friend in the video's concerned, pardon moin Francaise, s'il vouz plaise

 

Mr. Maury Keltner of Steubenville, Ohio is seen here with the 3 Smetlock sisters Sandy, Susan, and Sarah, all of Steubenville, and their 2 cousins Laura and Nadeen Fudge of Lima, shortly before the girls were reported missing. They were all found later dead of exhaust fumes, and suffocation in the trunk of Mr. Keltner’s Dodge Cornet D-500. The 5 girls were found in a parking lot outside of a Howard Johnson’s motor lodge just east of Gary, Indiana. Garry Indiana Police Sergeant Lawrence McNerny reminded the General public in a 45 minute press conference, given for reporters of the Steubenville Harold Star, ”As tempting as it may seem, please do not accept rides from strangers, especially if they offer you the trunk all to yourself. We constantly have to be vigilant with our teenage community”. Funeral service are pending, and Mr. Keltner is still at large.

 

That's a weird story. So, the guy gives them a ride in his trunk, pulls over to let them out. Then, notices their stiffness and simply parks a mint Plymouth somewhere and decides just to abandon it and walk home, to continue lifa as if nothing unusual happened that day. I wonder as to how this was explained to a presiding courtroom and who took the photo

 

No my dear Mr. Poison Ivy. He was staying at his cousin Norman Sheldrake’s house In Gary. Somebody heard a knocking noice, and assumed it was the high compression being released from the full hemisphereical combustion chamber of the ‘57 D-500 Mr. Keltner seeing somebody nosing around his car got nervous and called his cousin to pick him up. His cousin drove him back to Steubenville, he reported to the police the car had been stolen, but this picture surfaced at the trial during a “Perry Mason” moment, and blew the case wide open. It appears his mother took the photo and thought that although strange Maury, who also just ate the heads off of chocolate rabbits was a little “funny” to begin with. So there you have the story.

 

Yeah, it's strange how mothers tend not to want to believe that one or more or all of her kids are weird, until having to face up to it, later on in life. It's like spending using a credit card. Then paying back the debt with compounded interest sooner or later.
The mother of my two kids' older brother used to hang her dolls, when she was little. So, at least if one of the kids starts doing weird stuff, it'll be easy to blame her side of the family for such

 

I love ‘59 Plymouth’s. Although this guy is a bit strange. Would you like me to tell you Mr. Ivy what his bag is? His name is Gordon Wainwright. He is the local Plymouth dealer, and town creep. He drives a different car every day not to be noticed But at this very moment he is parked in front of Mrs Lurleen Johnson’s house watching the neighbor, Mrs Thelma Bumstead take in her laundry, which includes her unmentionables. She takes in her wash every day at 3:15. He turns off the Plymouth and lets in coast near the hedge row in front of Mrs Johnson’s house where he can peep unnoticed.