We gambled and lost

If Ginger gave me motion sickness, this old sailor wouldn't blame her.

 

I get Mary Ann and we'll throw the old Cougar at ModelT1:

 

Now that we're living on an island, "Lovey" Mrs Howell is more both of you's speed.

Maybe the fannies will buy a cottage on an island and invite everyone for a party. They couldn't loose on a deal like that.

 

Well, I guess, you got one on us, Sir:

 

Is that Col. Sanders?

 

These are his legs, sticking out of the pink panel truck:

 

Dayum, them's some skinny drumsticks!

 

A lamp-rubber. Eh?

 

That was my son at about 15.

And the panel truck is NOT pink!

At times like this I'm glad I have no speakers!

 

You should've told him, in order to keep from having walking sticks like those, he needed to get his butt into Colonel Sanders' restaurant.

 

Looks like chicken legs to me!

 

What if those legs get mistaken for oversized frenchfries? Then, end up in the deep fryer?

 

I also have skinny legs and have worn short shorts for as long as I can remember.
The last few years in Florida I stopped because a certain class of men (?) began wearing short shorts. Some were even pink short shorts.
So when we moved back to the midwest I wore jeans or jogging pants. When it got hot I was tempted to wear my short shorts.
A few friends here and the neighbors all wear knee length shorts. They went on sale this spring so now I have about a dozen knee length shorts.
I'd still rather wear short shorts.

Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts?

 

Goon fa those babies. Who cares what they look like? They ARE the only ones you've got.