Ze Germans

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    Oh no! my skin is just cringing. It's one thing when they line dance in Tennessee. But, to see Germans do it is utterly embarassing. They have such clubs, here. As well as no shortage of other phonies such as wanna-be Bikers and other Dimestore Cowboy types. I almost wish we could de-invent television.

     
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    Good question. It's probably one of their department symbols. Such as the propaganda ministerium's logo. I'll have to look that up.
    I get it. The prankster that you are. Let me guess. You plan on bolting one to your front bumper. Then drive to Noow Yoak to pull screaching panic stops on whatever elderly acvcent-speaker's left crossing a street while bearing original forearm tatoos?
    Likely, for the sake of fascination. Those items are known for pulling the most bucks.
    Rednecks simply can speak their minds, because they're around other Rednecks. Urban areas polarize those of opposite opinions. Closet Rednecks living in urban areas have to, therefore, tone down their speech. At least, that's how it is, here in Germany. Now that I've moven out of an urban area, I often hear locals speak their honest minds. The problem with that, for them, is that it's like preaching to a choir. In other words, nobody learns from anybody. What good is free speach, if you segregate people from each other?
     
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    Grizz Are we there yet???

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    I watched the full video, I think the flags just had Mercedes logos. Hood ornament, flag pole ornament, and logo on the flag pole. This is like a game I play: count how many times you can read the words "Harley Davidson" on that fat biker before the light turns red. Also in that video is a shot of a bare backed woman putting on a bathing suit, which had to be pretty racey at the time. Im no bigot or racist and have never met a person Who I couldn't find at least one redeeming quality, I love people in general, but I do think the plates are cool:oops: I'd have to put them in the shop somewhere far from the confederate flag though, so as not to further confuse my already confused guesto_O
     
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    Grizz Are we there yet???

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    Found that video:
     
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    I wear Harley and Biker Bar shirts. I've been known to ride a motorcycle bare backed. But I have no redeeming qualities.:yikes:
    By the way I've line danced in Nashville and have a sister in law who is German who hates me most of the time.:mg:
    Our adopted Florida son thinks he's a redneck and has a Confederate flag on his pick up truck. He also has "Dukes" horns. Maybe that's why we left him in Florida!:party5:
     
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    We used to call them Halter Tops. I've never seen chicks bathe in one of those. For that, they've usually put on a t-shirt.
    Table top dancing after snorting a line of white powder doesen't count, Sir.
     
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    Knock yourself out:

     
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    Silvertwinkiehobo "Everything that breaks starts with 'F.'"

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    Ach, das ist ausgeseichnet! Sehr eleganz!
     
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    Halter tops were, maybe still are, similar looking to a bra but not with fancy lace or formed cups, and normally made out the the same material as shorts ad blouses. Sort of an outer wear bra worn in places without a beach or pool, yet allowing sunning and showing body parts like a bikini top would do.
    A T-shirt is for when drinking tea or getting wet in fun taverns.

    The only white powder I've sniffed was when one of the parents was in the kitchen baking. I was usually under the table sneaking samples.
     
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    My sister in law tried to teach me a bit of German but I found they were all dirty words and I got beat up a lot while in German bars.
     
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    Actually, Sir, she tried to do you a favor, by teaching you such vocabulary, so that you yourself would get good at whoopin' arse and end up doing the beating up, instead.
     
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    Actually I ended up like Johnny Cash as Sue. I got thrown thru windows and ended up in the mud, the guts, and the beer. Even Ze German's didn't recognize me.:boxing::cussing:
     
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    It's no wonder that they man-handled you for dressing up like Sue, Sir. Or Ma'am?
     
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    In the mean time, I dare you to get near this and fetch a couple off of this vehicle:

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    Some of the neatest license plates I have my son in the Marines at the time took them off wrecks during Desert Storm. Sounds dangerous. I also have a pair of unused white Alaskan Bear shaped tags. None from ze Germans.
     

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