Child Care 101

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  1. yellerspirit

    yellerspirit Well-Known Member

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  3. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Looks to me like someone needs to hold this up to a mirror. Everything looks totally opposite of how I was raised---- and look how well I came out!:rofl2:
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  4. Xavier

    Xavier Classic Goth

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    Wow, Cat. That explains a lot!

    :rofl2:

    I mean... I suspected as much but now to hear the admitting of it...
     
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    Wish I had those tips when my kids were little.......
     
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    There is some FUNNY stuff there!! :rofl2:
     
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    Hanswurst von Plumpskloh Prisoner of Foo

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    I wish I had a homeless babysitter who would calm me down
     
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    Some mighty good tips there! Thanks! :wave:
     
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    The funniest part is that most of the things on there people have really done to their kids and could really use that chart. :rofl:
    I don't know about putting them in a fish tank to learn about pets or in a clothes dryer to dry them but I could see the rest of those things happening. Giving a whiskey to infants in their milk to get them to sleep at night or to rub on their gums to take away teething pain was a common practice, some people still do it. People are always getting busted for locking kids in cages, and I even throw my toddler grandson in the air when I'm playing with him.:)
    That dude that looks like the guy girls didn't want to be behind the door when they opened it when they were playing their Mystery Date game babysat me when I was a kid too.:rofl2:
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Back when I was a kid the clothes dryer was a cotton rope between two trees. Mom often hung me up there with those old wooden clothes pins to dry. It was okay in the summertime but cold in January until I dripped dry part way.
    We didn't have fish but dad raised and sold Parakeets. Those darned things would nibble on my nose and ears a lot when they locked me in the large cage.
    I pretended I couldn't sleep and had a toothache a lot back then. That Whiskey tasted better than powdered milk. :biglaugh:
    I didn't mind dad tossing me in the air. But I always thought the part about him walking away while I was still up there wasn't right. Those linolym floors were hard!;)
     
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  11. silverfox

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    AH! This speaks volumes about your posts here! :yup: :rofl2:
     
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    I see shopping with baby every day in Wal Mart.
    When the little ninos get older, they learn to stand up and jump around in the shopping carts.
    Oh well, the parents don't have any teeth, why should they care if the kids break theirs? :slap:
     
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    :rofl2::rofl::rofl2::rofl::lolup:


    If that was not the truth, it would be more funny than the original post:banghead3:
     
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    Yep, dropped on his haid a few 2 many times when he was young! :slap:
     
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    This is great....of course I never did any of the "no" things...

    ummm......
     
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