How Not To Start A Chainsaw

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  1. fannie

    fannie Well-Known Member

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    You got it...no safty glasses. :)
     
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    :(..............
     
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    oops, 2nd try. :p
     
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    Jackass aint wear no kinda gloves!
     
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    And no hearing protection from when that thing starts and he screams.
     
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    Talk about ripping yourself a 'new one'! OUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!
     
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    He's probably wearing crotch shielding kevlar impregnated red plaid thong underwear like all the lumberjacks do... so no problem.:)

    He's a lumberjack and he's okay.:D
     
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    I chops down trees, I skip and jump, I go to the lavatree! :clap:
     
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    fannie, Feb 22, 2013
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    When I first heard this joke, a native American was the dummy:

    An Irishman goes into a shop and buys a chainsaw.
    Two weeks later he returns the chainsaw and says to the shop assistant: "2 weeks ago I bought this chainsaw and you said that it would chop down 50 trees in a day. I can only manage 2 trees."

    The shop assistant says, "let me see", and starts the machine up. BRRRRRR!!!

    The Irishman jumps back in surprise and says "what's that noise?!?"
    :rednose:
     
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    :lolup::lolup::lolup:
     
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    First time I heard it ... it was a Polack... I used to tell a LOT of Polack jokes until a 6'6" 400# Polack tapped me on the shoulder in a bar and told me he didn't like Polack jokes.
    THAT was the end of THAT.. Never told another one
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    :confused:What do you call a Pollack in a bar in Alabama with a chain saw?:confused:
     
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    "sir."
    :162:
     
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