Thanks for the tip. Maybe I'll start turnin my ball cap at half mast. Never wore a cap till I retarded to Florida and my hair-do also retarded. Always had it in a wave. Now the tide is going out! When they fool with your wife and your truck it's one thing. When they take your dog too that's war!
My exwife took my old truck--ran off with my best friend. When my hound dog jumped in the back---I said this is the end! Grabbed my shot gun and climbed in the car. Met em all three together down at Joe's corner bar. Now I sittin in prison facin life without parole. Cause I shot them all dead as they lined up in a ROW. Stole silverfox's Chevy wagon and headed out of town. When Roscoe P. Coultrain and Flash done ran me down. When life gets you down remember you ain't dumb. You've been havin a good time on this station wagon forum.
Shortly after I retired and we moved to Florida they outlawed those scantily clad hotdog vendors. Something to do with some old guy driving on the sidewalks, causing traffic jams and causing accidents.
Some of what I wrote is true. Several years after those hot dog vendors just happened to be spotted by me in a few larger Florida cities new laws were passed and the dress codes drastically changed. I had nothing to do with these laws. In fact I probably would have protested had I known at the time. I believe every young lady deserves the right to sell food items along the roadway. And I did seem to have a new hunger for hotdogs and soda whenever we went for a ride. It has never been the same driving up to the window at Mc D's to order a hotdog!
