Some folks shouldn't be allowed to have wagons

..Sorry, but I kind of like this idea.. minus the white spokes and the lift.. That would come in REAL handy around these parts! Especially this winter! I'd rather drive this than my F150 daily.. This ... sorry.. would be fun!

 

The owner/driver of the wrecked maroon car was missin more than a few lug nutz!

 

...OK, I'm a off topic in my own thread but these "donks" drive me right around the bend. This guy's waay to stupid to be driving...wagon or otherwise.

The poorly applied stick-on VentiPorts would seem to indicate that is Towncar is a V6. The rest defies description.

 

Those ventports don't seem to be in the right spot anyways... Too high up I think...

 

I've even seen dolts stick those ports to their doors.

 

The lug nut thing.... I don't get it.. My '58 only had 3 lug nuts on each wheel too. Of course some of the studs were broken off. Not sure how that all happens.. but yeah, some people should not be allowed around cars for sure! I just don't get it.

 

There is a wannabe biker here in Joplin with a [clears throat] "custom" bike. One of the things he has on it are vent ports like the one on that Lincoln on his gas tank.

 

The main reason that DORK wheeled wagon crashed is the brakes. You cant put that much rolling mass on stock diameter brakes and expect it to stop like it would with stock wheels. These clowns dont understand that they are not only looking stupid and ruining the looks of their cars, they are also risking their lives(not that you can make them realize it when their "Homies" and "Ho's" give them a "Dats a coo ride mang") but the lives of my family and loved ones and everyone else's as well. IMO, these DORK wheels should be outlawed unless they upgrade their braking systems and are required to do a 60-0 test in the same amount of footage as the car would with the right sized wheels on them.

 

Amen, brother.

 

I agree with that, as well. I have been in 1 accident already and it was their fault and I wouldn't want something like that to hit me. Because those donks can go up onto the car they hit and that poses additional health and safety risks that aren't there if I were hit by something that was only standard height off the ground.

 

I saw a photo somewhere (I think it was back when Roadmonster.org was still running) of an Excursion with two or three sets of VentiPorts on each side! None of them were on straight. It just looked like hell.

They weren't quite as blatantly stupid as this guy, but still stuck out as really dumb.

 

I think somebody really wants to be seen...

 

Don't know what it is with some people.....
Some seem to think that if they sell it at Pep Boys or Auto Zone, etc and it's supposed to go on (on in) your car, it must make it better...and the more of that stuff you have, the better it looks.

People........PLEASE!!!!! Almost NONE of this stuff makes your car look better! And plastering a whole bunch of it on your vehicle certainly makes it look horrible - whatever you put on to it. STOP IT!


(In case you didn't notice, this is a sensitive subject with me. I have a hard time understanding some peoples' sense of esthetics (is that the word?) I guess they don't have any......)

 

Seen on more than one occasion at the shop behind my shop. Personally, my favorite part are the sidepipe decals.

 

Oh no...more of them. Stop! It's hurting my eyes.......