Confession

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  1. tbirdsps

    tbirdsps New Member Charter Member

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    Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

    He looked up and said weakly:
    'I have something I must confess.'

    'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

    'No,' he insisted,
    'I want to die in peace.
    I slept with your sister, your best friend,
    her best friend, and your mother!'

    'I know,' she replied.
    'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
     
  2. FordWagonNut1979

    FordWagonNut1979 New Member

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    ha ha ha ha, love it!
     
  3. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Laugh

    :tiphat:That ain't funny:banana:--------------------:jumping::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::clap:-----------------------------------------:Nothing_funny_to_ad-OKAY, IT'S FUNNY!:rofl2::rofl2::dancing::oops:mg::woohoo1:
     
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    wingnut Non-Hockey Fan

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    What kind of low person whould have sex with their mother-in-law??? LOL
     
  5. Cyber-Wizard

    Cyber-Wizard Well-Known Member

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    ...you haven't seen MY mother-in-law. I'm not the type, but I can see how some guys might be tempted.
     
  6. silverfox

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    :rofl2:Well...now that you have sufficiently stroked your wife and her mother:yup:........

    We Want PIX! :banana: :rofl2:
     
  7. Fat Tedy

    Fat Tedy Island Red Neck

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    LMAO:biglaugh::2_thumbs_up_-_anima:biglaugh:
     
  8. Cyber-Wizard

    Cyber-Wizard Well-Known Member

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    No way! I'm not going to wind up the creepy guy of the group. :)
     
  9. silverfox

    silverfox New Member

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    SOMEONE has to wind you up!


    :biglaugh:
     
  10. Cyber-Wizard

    Cyber-Wizard Well-Known Member

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    Is it strange that I want to post pics but I fear Fannie's disapproval? I envision one of Fannie's legendary image posts with a scowl or shaking finger. :rofl2:

    ...that , and and I fear becoming the official creeper for posting pics of his hot Mom-in-Law.
     
  11. silverfox

    silverfox New Member

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    Is it strange that you have now REALLY, REALLY peaked my interest?? Never mind what kind. Anyway....how old is she? Single? :banana:

    :rofl2:
     
  12. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    :clap: This is a touchy post....................But, all mothers-in-laws and mothers are not mean and ugly!------------:confused: Are they? Here Foxy, drink this!:cheers:
     
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  13. 1tireman

    1tireman Well-Known Member

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    It may be too late!!! :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2: after reading this thread :rofl2:
     
  14. Xavier

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    We're waiting.!.
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    ...
    ...
    Well not me of coarse! But I can feel the tension from the rest of you oozing through my screen and it is killing me... :rofl:
     
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    I agree. I can't bring myself to make it worse. :)
     

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