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One Freudian slip of the 'pl' on plucking, and you'd be describing a process most of already know!

Twouldn't be KP duty, huh?

 

You have no idea how close you are to the truth of that story! About 5 blocks from Stanley Park is the greatest concentration of the Gay community, after San Francisco. If your hat blows off, you kick it back to your hotel, you never bend over to pick it up.

It's a great part of the city, but if you make the mistake of walking into a gay cafe, get ready for pretty rough treatment. Not something you want to do. I can handle myself pretty well, but these guys have nothing better to do than go the Gym, and learn to fight.

I missed the fight part, but it got heated.

 

MARINES
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.
One took a window seat and the other
sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
wiggled his toes and was settling in when the
Arab in the window seat said,
"I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine,
"I'm in the aisle seat,
I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs
picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other
Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the
Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing,
the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.
"How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations?
This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

 

Puts a whole new meaning to 'spit- shining'!

 

And talk about a pissing contest.

 

Pretty tame pee, if they didn't detect it on the way down. Maybe he's got a new ingredient for the new Coke recipe. I thought Marines drank JD or Bud. hmmm.

 

Sounds like he drank a lot of water....

 

Maybe a vegetarian, New Ager...

 

How did he get in they only feed them mystery meat weeds and grass

 

RoadKing, I've been in the Army, I've been to Strip shows, I've been to Las Vegas, and then and then, what comes to one of our own Casinos??? The International Tour of - are you ready for the this? Are you sitting down? Have you got your seatbelt and Jock Strap on?

The Puppetry of the Penis!!!!!

http://www.ticketmaster.ca/artist/828588

http://jam.canoe.ca/Theatre/Reviews/P/Puppetry_Of_The_Penis/2008/04/10/5245806-sun.html

EDIT: Added better description:
http://www.whatsonwinnipeg.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=42601

All they had on TV was a few brief flashes of the players, and long flashes of the mixed audiences!

I was blown away (virtually speaking of course).

But then, just so we Canucks don't seem too far beyond redemption, one Western university in Edmonton, found another roadshow called the Vagina Monologues (gotta wonder how they do that one ) was a bit too racy for the Student Union to put on.

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/theatre/story/2008/04/16/vagina-monologues.html

 

Just in case you think winter is over up here, this monster snow storm is dumping up to a foot of the fluffy white stuff, and heading our way on Thursday for 3 days.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/04/20/western-snow.html

I think Rev wanted us to share the crappy weather he had earlier this week.

 

Well glad you're having crappy weather. We're in the 70's-80's

 

I just wanted you to enjoy your good fortune, more than my frustration.

 

Don't worry your weather will break soon and I can't wait to see a video of it in action.

 

I only saw one station wagon in this,[an Edsel!] but some of you will be old enough to remember things like flatheads, lakes pipes, and fender skirts.
Be sure to turn it up LOUD!
http://objflicks.com/CarsWeDrove.htm

Hmm. Wouldn't a built flathead be sweet in a Fairmont?