A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait...Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that ****. Never mind.
If you want to find out who is loyal and your "real" best friend just lock your dog and your wife in the car trunk. Come back in a half hour and see which one is happy to see you.
Naw! With this colder weather I'd probably have a case of beer in the trunk. Just close it and come back in the morning. The dog will keep me warm! Must be a guy thing!
very easy , just tie a clear plastic bag with some money to the very back part of the trunk. you might get run over, when she try to get it.
Actually it's all hearsay on my part. The dogs will do anything I tell them. I don't have the brass ornaments to try it with my wife.
