Have you smiled today...

have a look...

http://www.flixxy.com/dog-show.htm

One man show

 

If that doesn't work...

try this...it is soooo true


THE DIFFERENCE -- IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL

The first man married a woman from Italy . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from the Phillipines. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a woman from the Holland . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, the cooking and bring him beer in her birthday suit. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, there was a huge dinner on the table and she served a beer in her birthday suit.

The fourth man married a girl from CANADA . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.

 

That was good, I feel better now......I got home, put the boys in the wagon for a ride, went and got dinner fix'ns, to then get home and notice Rascal shreaded another ball cap of mone while I was in the store.....Thanx to your vidio he gets to live another day

Hmmmmmmm, girls from Holland you say

 

Yup...hairy with wooden shoes

 

..... Thanx for the mental picture!

I love my wife...hurts when I pee...I love my wife...hurts.......





hey that was my post #4444

 

and congratulations...soical little fella aren't yah

 

AND, thats another good reason why I married a Filipino!

 

chicken...

 

I got this from a friend, who got it from a friend.........

He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

 

Canadian Girls are hardy

You know when he lets her in he may have a little trouble peeing

 

Maybe thats why she is still out side!

 

After fannie's post....it may have been fannie's hubby that told that to Saf! Feeling chilly, fannie?

 

BBBRRRRRRRRRR

 

Gov't Winter Travel Warning​

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They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following:​

Shovel​

Blankets or sleeping bag​

Extra clothing including hat and gloves​

24 hours worth of food​

De-Icer​

Rock Salt​

Flashlight with spare batteries​

Road Flares or Reflective Triangles​

Empty gas Can​

First Aid Kit​

Booster cables​

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